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 | Subject: Prayer to the server gods Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:51 pm | |
| first of those of you who dont know me im a former UKH and im greifers long time freind so here goes..... Our Father, who art in the datacenter, hallowed be thy firewall, thy bandwidth come, thy download will be done, on PC as it is on MAC. Give us this day our fast connection and forgive us our torrents, as we forgive those who leech from us and lead us not into lost packets, but deliver us from site not found, Amen
Chain of Comand General: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God.
Colonal: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God.
Lt. Colonel: Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding B-B, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God if special request is approved.
Major: Barely clears Quonset huts, loses tug-of-war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occaisionally addressed by God.
Captain: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a weapon without inflicting self-injury, can doggy paddle, and talks to animals.
1st Lieutenant: Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.
2nd Lieutenant: Trips over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says "look at the choo-choo," wets himself with a water pistol and mumbles to himself.
Sergeant (all grades): Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water at a glance. He is God. Hooah.
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| | Absense's App | Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:08 pm by Anonymous | ****APPLICATION****
1. What nation(s) do you have?
UK (Royal)
JPN(IJN)
2. What is your best ship? (BB,CV,SS)
BB (B65 Project)
3. Please describe your crew of the ship in question number 2. Each sailor type and level?
My IJN crew is horrible and misplaced. I screwed it up when I was a "Noob"
Currently working on UK Crew ( C...
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| want to be a member of Godfleet | Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:04 am by Anonymous | ****APPLICATION****
1. What nation(s) do you have?
USN
2. What is your best ship? (BB,CV,SS)
BB MONTANA
3. Please describe your crew of the ship in question number 2. Each sailor type and level?
USN is my second id ,helped by my first KM id, 6eng/3rep on monty,all boosted
4. Hours you play each day (which timezone you're in as w...
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| Cambs formal app | Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:54 pm by cambsguy | 1. What nation(s) do you have?
main account:
UK cv 106
UK ss 77
uk ca 51(going BB)
uk apa 31
IJN CV 90(kaga pre remod)
IJN SS 72
IJN BB 69(ISE/KITA)
IJN CV 66(juno line)
km apa 30
km dd2 24(going SS)
second account:
happy to post this if needed, its not in any fleet at the moment, and untill i hit my basic goals f...
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| want to join GOD fleet | Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:36 pm by Anonymous | 1. What nation(s) do you have?
usn: bb 111
cv 70
uk: bb 40
2. What is your best ship? (BB,CV,SS)
bb
3. Please describe your crew of the ship in question number 2. Each sailor type and level?
alll sailor is booosted and i have two crews have lower level..
4. Hours you play each day (which timezone you're in as well)
2-4...
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| GoD Application Template with Example App | Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:19 pm by GrieferLord | ****APPLICATION****
1. What nation(s) do you have?
2. What is your best ship? (BB,CV,SS)
3. Please describe your crew of the ship in question number 2. Each sailor type and level?
4. Hours you play each day (which timezone you're in as well)
5. Do you have a mic and Ventrillo?
6. Do you agree with the basic requir...
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| Code of Conduct | Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:22 pm by Crizza | We are happy to welcome everyone in God Fleet. As part of this Fleet, we expect you guys to abide by some basic rules of conduct and other conditions that are require of all Fleet members.
First off, any use of third party programs that unfairly enhance performance or game play is absolutely prohibited. We will not tolerate any utilization of any sort of cheating that enables unfair ...
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| New Code of conduct! *** 7/5/2010 *** | Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:54 pm by Crizza | We are happy to welcome everyone in God Fleet. As part of this Fleet, we expect you guys to abide by some basic rules of conduct and other conditions that are require of all Fleet members.
First off, any use of third party programs that unfairly enhance performance or game play is absolutely prohibited. We will not tolerate any utilization of any sort of cheating that enables unfair ...
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| ****NEW APPLICANTS PLEASE READ THIS**** | Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:16 pm by GrieferLord | Hello, welcome to GoD fleet. Thank you for your interest and your application.
Here is what to expect during your application process.
The first thing you need to do is take the application template (it is stickied on this forum) and make a new post filling in your own answers.
Within a day a fleet officer will respond telling you that the application has bee...
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