first of those of you who dont know me im a former UKH and im greifers long time freind so here goes.....
Our Father, who art in the datacenter, hallowed be thy firewall, thy bandwidth come, thy download will be done, on PC as it is on MAC.
Give us this day our fast connection and forgive us our torrents, as we forgive those who leech from us and lead us not into lost packets, but deliver us from site not found, Amen



Chain of Comand
General: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God.

Colonal: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God.

Lt. Colonel: Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding B-B, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God if special request is approved.

Major: Barely clears Quonset huts, loses tug-of-war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occaisionally addressed by God.

Captain: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a weapon without inflicting self-injury, can doggy paddle, and talks to animals.

1st Lieutenant: Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.

2nd Lieutenant: Trips over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says "look at the choo-choo," wets himself with a water pistol and mumbles to himself.

Sergeant (all grades): Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water at a glance. He is God. Hooah.

All Hail the R.S.M.